“Just a sexy senior citizen” – Post Scripts

Roy Colegrove

“Just a Sexy Senior Citizen”

I once could pass as an “artful

dodger”;

When I matured, it became “old

codger.”

I used to be a mountain climber;

Now I’m called a “real old-timer.”

Girls used to say I was a teaser;

Since I’ve aged, it’s now “old geezer.”

Time was, I had a flirty, golden tan;

Now, however, I’m just a “dirty old

man.”

–Roy Colegrove

COPYRIGHT 2002 Saturday Evening Post Society

COPYRIGHT 2003 Gale Group

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